Archive for April, 2009

Gravity

Saturday, April 18th, 2009

 
Having a huge cock isn’t that great when you can’t force the whole thing into a cute chick’s mouth. So take my advice you well-endowed males, and let gravity do the work for you! How, you may ask? It’s simple, really. All you have to do is climb over your chick’s face and let her [...]

The King

Friday, April 17th, 2009

 
Leus had a god-complex, and thought that everyone must bow to him. Take his current girlfriend for example. Leus often demanded a good blowjob before fucking her face, choking her and letting her spit fly everywhere. Just check out the smug expression on his face as his girl sucks on his huge pecker. Unsatisfied, he [...]

It’s Your Birthday

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

 
Mark was racking his brains thinking of a great birthday gift for his girl. You see, it was the first birthday his girlfriend was celebrating with him as her boyfriend, and he didn’t want to mess this up. Finding all the stores closed, Mark went to his girl’s house disappointed when a stroke of genius [...]

Birthday Treat

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

 
Juano was starting to feel like the douchebag that he was, treating his girl like a pile of shit, kicking her around every so often. So when he found out that her birthday was coming up, he decided to do something nice for her and surprise her with a cake that he baked for himself. [...]

Jam Packed!

Monday, April 13th, 2009

Sure, this guy may have a 9-inch cock, but that won’t stop him from shoving every single inch of this large meat-stick down this hot bitch’s throat! He doesn’t care if this bitch would choke on his cock, as long as he gets the satsfaction for cramming his entire cock up her throat. Because, let’s [...]

Cram A Cock Today!

Monday, April 13th, 2009

 
I have recently been under a lot of pressure, with my job and extracurricular activities bearing hard upon me, i couldn’t take the additional stress my girlfriend was heaping upon me. Taking the advice of my friend, as soon as i got home, i grabbed the bitch just before she had the chance to nag [...]

Hardware Whore

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

 
Katrina was a hardware whore. She worked at the local hardware store, not as a clerk, cashier or any other dumb job, but she served only one purpose – to relieve the stress and tension that mechanics, welders, and other people who frequent the hardware store may undergo. She mainly relieved their stress through sex, [...]

Bitches Are To Be Gagged

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

 
As a man, i believe that our only purpose in life is to fuck and procreate. I mean, why else would God give us a huge horny cock if not to pleasure ourselves with it, right? And i also believe that the only reason chicks have mouths is to serve as a second home to [...]

Outdoor Lust

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

 
Martin was pretty sure that Ginger was the girl for him, and when asked, what made him so sure, his only reply was “I know she’s the one for me, coz everytime i see her i get so horny, and want to fuck her right then and there!” Taking his statement for granted, I took [...]