Archive for February, 2009

It’s Time For Your Checkup!

Saturday, February 28th, 2009

Feeling under the weather, Dan called for a doctor, who was knocking on his door about half an hour after he called. His eyes were suddenly assailed with an onset of beauty as the doctor who arrived was a hot young blonde who was asking to be let in. Getting an instant hard-on, Dan let [...]

A Quicker Way To Remove Makeup

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Marjorie was searching for a quicker way to remove her mascara and was starting to piss her man off with her incessant whining. “It takes me hours to take off this damn thing, but i can’t stop putting it on coz it makes me pretty!” Tired of her bitching around, Marjorie’s man shouted while grabbing [...]

Coporate Cock-Sucker

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

This is exactly why I hate working in multi-national conglomerates! Not only will you be forced to wear a uniform everyday, but you can’t end your day without literally sucking your boss’ cock! Just look at what happened to this clueless secretary. All she did was serve her boss’ coffee without any cream, and she [...]

Look Into My Eyes!

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

Mikhail was a budding young hypnotist who was starting to blossom in his career. Although he was able to successfully hypnotize several women, there were some that could not be captured by his spells. It has been contemplated that although Mikhail possessed great talent, there was a hitch in his hypnotizing abilities – he always [...]

Facefuck Her With A View

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

Hey there, loyal facefuck fans! We all know that a facefuck is the best way to relieve tension, aggression, and anger, taking it out on a great cockchoke on our respective sluts. But from time to time, when we just want to give her a facefuck when we’re bored, it wouldn’t hurt to think of [...]

Chillin’ By The Pool

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

Melissa was chillin’ by the pool at her house when her boyfriend came over. Seeing her with her top off got Melissa’s guy so horny, he got an instant hard-on as he contemplated how to begin his sexual conquest. Moving on top of Melissa, he went for the simplest approach – the direct one. Shoving [...]